Keep my brains!

**Jeena was riding on her rocking horse. She was going very fast and high so I said to her "Jeena, be careful, I don't want you to fall and bonk your brains!"

Then Jeena picked up her rocking horse, moved it to the middle of the room and said "Is this better Mommy? I want to keep my brains!"

There's Pee!

Jeena: Look Mommy there's Pee!! (pointing out the car window)
Me: Eww, Pee is gross, there's not pee on your window.
Jeena: Mama, it's RIGHT there, there's Pee!
Me: Umm no Jeena, there is no Pee.
Jeena: Mommmmmmy, on the red sign, a Pee!

Ummm.. there was a STOP sign right outside her window and she was attempting to tell me all the letters! *embarassed smiley needed*

Her own Narrator!

**Jeena was watching Thomas and then said to me, "Mommy I would like water, Jeena said!"

Impossible!

Me: Jeena you're impossible!!!

Jeena: I'm a POPSICLE?? What colour am I Mommy?

I fall over and start laughing...so much for being frustrated with her
2 1/2ness!

Go Live at the Zoo!

Me: Jeena, do you want to go live at the Zoo?

Jeena: YES, because I am a monkey. I want to live in the monkey house and they will show me their toys!

Me: I don't want you to live at the zoo, because then I can't play with you!

Jeena: Mommy, you can come live at the zoo too because you are a monkey, you can live in the mommy monkey house, so then we can still play!!

All settled...zoo here we come!

Fixing things...

Jeena has a stuffed elephant that needs some sewing.

I said "I need to fix it."
Jeena said "Are you a man so you can fix him??"
I said "NO I am a WOMAN so that's why I can fix him!!"