Teachers

Jeena started swimming lessons so before the first class we were telling her that she would have a teacher that would help her, etc.

Jeena was watching 'Big Comfy Couch' and they were talking about Molly going to school. Lunette the Clown was telling Molly about school, that there are teachers, etc.

Jeena's went right up to the tv, looked right into Lunette's eyes and said 'Don't be silly Lunette, Molly won't have a teacher, she's going to SCHOOL, not swimming lessons! There are only teachers when you swim!'

Fish

We were at Walmart looking at the fish and the lady asked Jeena if she had any fish.

Jeena's response "We only have one fish because the other ones all went upside down and into the pipes!"

Boys vs. Girls

There is a group of moms that meet at the playground a few times a week. We all have daughters.

Today on the way to the playground, I was telling her who was going to be there and Jeena said "Mommy only boys go to school and girls go to playgrounds!"

Yo Gabba Gabba

There is a very annoying show called Yo Gabba Gabba and Jeena knows I don't like it.

A commercial came on for it and I said "Ugg!"

Jeena said back to me "Don't worry Mommy, something else will come on, it's ONLY a commercial!"

Favourite commercials!

Here are a couple of Jeena's favourite commericals right now. She'll watch them very intently and then copy the last line in each! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWYRyN3qCrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcP3zxxI8ws

Diapers

We walked to the library/mall this morning and would be gone about 3 hours so I put a diaper on Jeena, instead of underwear.

On our way home, Jeena said that she had to pee. I told her that she can go pee in her diaper. About 10 minutes later she told me that I would have to change her diaper at home. That was fine.

Then Jeena wanted to run on the path, so she got of the stroller and her pants were soaking wet!! I asked her how that happened, since she's wearing a diaper. Her response:

"My diaper didn't like the pee because I'm only supposed to wear diapers at night, so the diaper spit the pee out!"

Right.

Popsicle!

"Mommy can I have another yogurt popsicle?"

"I just gave you one, is the other one all gone?"

"Yes Mommy, the towel ate it all up!!"

Upon futher investigation, Jeena had laid her first popsicle on a towel and it melted all over the towel...

Snakes!

Jeena is doing great with using the potty and yesterday she went poop on the potty and called me from the washroom, all excited! I get to the bathroom and she is standing up pointing in the potty and said, "Look Mommy, there are only 2 snakes today to put in the toilet!".

Is this what they call imagination?!

Happiness!

Elmo is on and there is a song called "Happiness".

Jeena is running around the living room singing "A penis, a penis!!"

OH MY!!! :D

A friend is sleeping over...

Sinyoung's friend Eddie is here to spend the night.

Jeena was getting ready for bed and she asked where Eddie's bed is. I said that I don't know, where should he sleep? She said that he could sleep in Mommy's bed with Mommy (hahahhah I was DYING of laughter).

Then she got a worried look on her face and said, "But Mommy, when I get up in the night and sleep with you, Eddie will be in the bed".

I said that Eddie will sleep somewhere else so when you get up it's fine.

So I'm trying to put her to sleep and she won't go to sleep and then she says that she wants to sleep in my bed.

So I put her in my bed and she fell asleep instantly! I think she's reserving her spot! :) She wanted to make sure that I'd be there (not Eddie) when she woke up!! Awww!

Picture This!

There is a family of three in the library. The child is playing with the train set and all of a sudden looks at her Mommy. Her Mommy asks if she has to go pee and the child doesn't move.

The Mommy asks again if she has to go pee.

The child responds "No Mommy because there is pee in my bum now!"

The Mommy asks, "Pee in your bum or your underwear?"

The child responds "My underwear of course Mommy, my bum is for poo."

The child approaches the mother and the mother checks the underwear.

The father picks up the child so the family can run to the washroom. As the family is running, you see the father holding his hand out so pee can drip on it, instead of the carpet of the library.

When in the washroom, the family discovers that the shoes are filled with pee and the clothes are soaked.

Luckily, the mother remembered to bring a change of clothing, cleaned up the child and they were on their way!

(Today was Day 5 of Jeena only wearing diapers at night!)